'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
i could eat a whole avocado right now
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”