overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

laugh-addict:

keep your eyes peeled

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.