“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.